Sunday, August 12, 2007

You shmooze, you don't lose!

I am back from camping. We are both alive. I am however too knackered to tr to blog about it and so here are my nominees for the Blogger Community Power of Schmooze Awards...

My first nominee (I will do the rest over the week as I haven't had the chance to check to see if you all have the award already or not!) is... drumroll please...

Lindystar the HOR Blogger whose constant, hilarious tales of filth and fun keep me laughing almost as much as her comments on mine and other people's blogs. This blog is definitely not for the faint-hearted as it includes such dainty topics as anal sex, Lady Gardening (which seems to be a topic of concern at the moment, not just for me but for Jenny as well!) and kicking cats' ass. Oh, and Sex toys.

Basically, anything she writes about is pretty much 'x' rated and funny as all heck. She claims to know nothing about nothing other than 'Hillbilly and Mexican' but is clearly lying through her g-string. She has loads of fans and tirelessly responds to all the comments on her blog and STILL has time to be funny on other people's blogs. A credit to the blogging community... although given the sexual nature of her blog she's probably going to get scooped up for a book contract soon leaving us plain old non-sexy non-published bloggers seething quietly behind her back...

Camping post will come, I promise.

16 comments:

Amandeep said...

*Sigh!* So relieved and glad to have you guys back!!

Have been reading your blog since a few days and totally love it!!! Read almost all the posts from the beginning... Your choice of words and sense of humour is just awesome!! And Charlie is so cute!!!

God Bless him and you too!! Take care...

Cheers!
Amandeep

Lindystar the HOR blogger said...

Glad you're both alive and "well?" at least physically? :) Aww come on you're gonna rest up and tell us all about it right? It would be kind of cruel if you didn't. It'd be like taking candy (or a remote controll) from a baby cuz you KNOW we all want to know so bad how it went and what you guys did. See? You've got us addicted, it's not our fault. We need our hit.

Elsie Button said...

yes come on, rest up, and tell all...

BOSSY said...

Bossy remembers X-rated. Just add water, was it?

Sparx said...

Amandeep - you brave thing! Thanks so much for the nice words, I really appreciate it.

Lindy - hmm... well, I'm glad you're still reading - now come back and read again as I finished this post!!!

Elsie - will do v soon. I need some serious time to think about it first!

Bossy - do you mean add water and it swells up sort of x-rated? Or am I missing something as usual!

Krissie said...

Yaay for Lindy! She deserves it all right!

Stay at home dad said...

I think we should start a 'plain old non-sexy non-published bloggers' group. Hurray for us!

jenny said...

Welcome back!! How did the little spud take to camping?? I've been afraid to camp with 3 little ones, but eventually I'm gonna have to get over it soon!

Yay, Lindy!! She SO deserves it!!

And btw, thanks for the mention!!

Sparx said...

krissie - I think so too... but she's not read the post since I finished it so I don't think she knows!

SAHD - yeah for us!! You deffo have a book in you. I had one in me but luckily it didn't cause any digestive discomfort.

Jenny - yr welcome! I laughed a lot at your post!

Lindystar the HOR blogger said...

Awwwwwwww Shucks and gee and gosh *blush.* :) It's 6:40 in the a.m. and you've made my day. Gosh what really nice stuff you write *super blush* (yes hors do blush:)

You made so many links! That's a lot of work to do, you are so sweet. I should probably be taking this space to be funny but I'm just flabbergasted by what nice things you've said.

"Tales of filth and fun" Haaahahahaha that cracks me up, I think I should use it as my blog description.

You're one of my VERY favorite bloggers and I've "looked up to you" ever since I found you and read every single last post of yours strait through from the beginning. (Why yes it DID take me a couple of days:)

Not only do I look up to you as a blogger and a really awesome writer but also a mom. You're the first person I've come across (honestly) that I've got to witness go from a woman not hardly wanting a baby AT ALL transform into super gushy holy crap super- great Mummy.

You give me hope every time I read a new gushy post about the spud. I've never been a bit interested in having children but my man is so VERY intent on knocking me up. Honest to God I love him so much that he makes me K-razy enough in the head to consider it. *KU-KOOO!!*

So anyways, to have a super duper exrta cool for REAL blogger say such nice things about my silly ass just bought knocks me out my chair. I will sport a giant GUFAW grin for the rest of the day. (yeah right I'm a dork this is going to last much longer :)

I think I hear the awards music getting louder, they want me to get my ass of the stage, did I remember to thank Jesus and my mom? :)

Thanx Sparx, a whole bunch :)

Lindystar the HOR blogger said...

OK one more thing, when you say that you're "nominating" me does that mean I can have it or are people gonna have to vote?

After my last sad defeat I've decided to go further with my election campain the next time. Think. . dirty buttons and commercials ;)

DJ Kirkby said...

Looking forward to the camping post!

Chaput said...

Well that site is sure NSFW but hilarious non the less. Im new to this and thought I'd look around. These are two pages I'll be checking back into, some good stuff! Look forward to hearing more.

Suki said...

She's alive, he's alive! :D

I rejoice!!!
(Sorry for being late myself, btw)

Sparx said...

Hey ho all... Lindy, you still crack me up. You've got the award. Post the pic on your site. Pass it on to three more bloggers...

Johnny Virgil said...

Lindy scares me a little.